Hamsterdamned! – This week’s #ReadAnFnBookFridays Book

Cover Art by Bill Hauser

Cover Art by Bill Hauser

Over the past few years I’ve finally managed to shake the book snobbery a college education can instill in a young person interested in literature, and I’ve learned to love quirky tales without a hint of pretension anywhere in them.

Thank goodness for that, otherwise I never would have read Hamsterdamned! by Adam Millard.

The story isn’t that complicated.

Some guys go to Amsterdam to have one final blowout rager in honor of the upcoming marriage, and pending transformation into adulthood and responsibility. While there having a good time, boozing, stripper-gazing and weed smoking, things go horribly wrong. A small gang of raging hamsters eat some bad space cake, grow to enormous size, and terrorize the town.

Upon seeing the

promotional material from StrangeHouse Books when the book was released a month ago, and realized what the story was about, I was immediately on board. The concept sounded brilliant, and cover art by Bill Hauser, which reminds me of the classic arcade game Rampage, only made the book that much more enticing.

Rampage World Tour (Photo from www.Gamespot.com)

Rampage World Tour (Photo from http://www.Gamespot.com)

There is no fluff, or bullshit in this book. The story moves ahead without pause, making it hard to put down. I read my first hunk of the book in the waiting room of a doctor’s office, but when I picked it up again later that day, I went straight through to the end.

Good shit.

It’s available on Amazon, and is priced at $2.99 for the Kindle edition and $6.99 for the paperback. I got the Kindle version, but I’m thinking about ordering the paperback just for the artwork.

Read an interview with author Adam Millard about the book at StrangeHouseBooks.com

This is the third or fourth StrangeHouse Books title we’ve covered this year. We highly recommend following them on Facebook to keep up with the newest releases.

Now that you’re finished reading/scanning/judging this post, why don’t you go read a fucking book or something.

#ReadAnFnBookFridays: Vampire Guts in Nuke Town by Kevin Strange

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Ok, so I’ve been in a bit of a rut when it comes to reading, but it’s a rut I’m enjoying, so what am I gonna do about it, huh? Over the past few weeks, I’ve read several titles from Strangehouse Books, and I’m back with another one this week.

This time, it’s Kevin Strange’s book Vampire Guts in Nuke Town.

You’re probably thinking the same thing I thought when I saw the title.

“Oh no, not another vampire book.”

I almost didn’t buy it because of the vampire factor.

Vampires and zombies are two subjects I have little patience for these days. I’ve been suffering from undead overload for a long time now.

There were three things that swayed my opinion.

It didn’t look like the usual vampire novel.

There were no super-sexy vampires on the cover.

The slimy, tentacle-laden artwork on the cover of the book was anything but sexy, thanks to some great illustration work by Gabriel Wyse.

Then there was the element of it being set in a post-nuclear disaster world where all the rules have been changed was another draw to this title. Yeah, it’s been done before too, but this sounded different, and it lived up to my expectations.

Finally, the thing that convinced me to take a chance on it was the enjoyment i found in other Strangehouse Books i’ve read recently, those being  Alien Smut Peddlers from the Future by Kent Hill and McHumans by Vampire Guts author Kevin Strange

Kevin Strange

Kevin Strange can be found on Twitter @KevinTheStrange

Rather than me fumbling through a plot description, here’s what it says on Amazon about Vampire Guts in Nuke Town:

Guts is a bad motherfucker in a bad, bad world. The government nuked the sky ten years ago to combat a super fast spreading virus that turns humans into blood thirsty, ravenous killing machines that look more like giant, mutated bats than people. The new sky kills these “vampires” instantly, but at a cost. The entire planet is slammed with mega-high doses of radiation every time the sun comes up, completely changing life on earth as we know it, and completely decimating what little civilization there is left.

In Nuke Town, Guts wakes up in a strange motel with no memory of how he got there. A brother and sister duo are the only two humans in sight, but are they friend or foe? As the paranoia sets in, and Guts begins to understand the true implications of a nest of sophisticated, mutated vampires, he must use all the cunning and skills that his years in the wasteland have taught him if he hopes to survive the horror that awaits him in … VAMPIRE GUTS IN NUKETOWN!

Guts’s wife and children were taken out by ‘The Infestation’ of vampirism courtesy of the fallout that destroyed the planet. Now he’s just a bitter man looking to put a stop to the madness.

Guts is one of those badass characters who doesn’t allow any obstacle to stand in the way of his goal. He goes straight to the heart of this vampire thing and learns the dirty little secret behind it. He also learns how they just continue to keep coming out in seemingly larger numbers as time goes by. Guts also has a few secrets of his own that make him one of the best-qualified on the planet to put an end to this mess.

There are a lot of neat little characters and mutants in Vampire Guts in Nuke Town, that make it an original tale that kept me interested despite my lack of enthusiasm about vampire stories. I’m glad I gave it a chance, because it didn’t take long for me to realize it wasn’t the typical vampire story.

These vampires weren’t exactly the run-of-the-mill, supermarket-fiction vampires that dominate the genre. These fangers were more or less a new species of bloodsucking mutant incapable of surviving underneath the radiated sky during daylight hours. These vampires were different enough to make me forget my biases.

Then there is the issue of Pogs. These portly pests scavenge the land, but do so at their own risk because their blood is highly sought after for its psychoactive properties. Their blood dope is also quite addictive, as Guts finds out in his encounter with a couple of junkies who try to con him.

This book sat in my Kindle library for several months before I finally decided to read it. As I said, even after buying it, the word vampire kept me from jumping in with enthusiasm.

It turns out that was a mistake on my part. I liked Vampire Guts in Nuke Town much better than I did the previous Kevin Strange book I read, McHumans. That’s not a knock against McHumans either.

I don’t know whether it’s me or the material, but the characters in Vampire Guts in Nuke Town resonated more with me than the ones in McHumans. I was so into Guts’s journey, I had a hard time putting it down. That wasn’t the case with McHumans. It’s probably just me.

Whatever the case, just check it out some time, or take a look at some other Strangehouse Books titles. They haven’t disappointed yet.

You can get the Vampire Guts in Nuke Town Kindle Edition on Amazon for $2.99, or a paperback copy for just $9.98.

In the meantime, though, why don’t you make it a point to read a fucking book or something.

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Cover illustration by Gabriel Wyse

#ReadAnFnBookFridays: ‘McHumans’ by Kevin Strange

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When Ricky isn’t banging the crippled girl in the dead body cooler of the human butcher shop, he’s trying to save the human race from becoming fast food for Cthulu and his minions. 

In the world Kevin Strange, of Strangehouse Books, created in McHumans that’s humanity’s only purpose — food.

Ricky is a killer, albeit a reluctant one.

His job in this world is to kill the people who will be processed into food. it’s a job that gets complicated. For example, when his buddy is outed for conspiring in an escape plan and implicates him while being interrogated by one of the old ones, he is forced to kill or be killed.

Kevin Strange (Photo from StrangehouseBooks.com)

Kevin Strange (Photo from StrangehouseBooks.com)

When the time comes for a big celebratory feast, Ricky coerces some of his other kitchen cohorts into doing everything necessary to save the species.

Strange created a world that is kind of like a combination of South Park and Spongebob Squarepants and the classic works of H.P. Lovecraft. While he doesn’t fall into Lovecraft’s habit of being overly verbose and peppering his stories with unnecessarily big words, he does bring Cthulu into the mix, has a character named Chef, and feature an underwater world.

McHumans is yet another quick, entertaining read with out of the ordinary circumstances, humor, and a twisted sensibility. It’s the kind of book we love here at Acid Pop Cult. We had enough of that War and Peace shit in high school and college. We like books that are fun and entertaining.

While Strange might not save the world with this book, Ricky might in the story, which is good enough for our recommendation.

You can pick up the Kindle version on Amazon for cheap.

This is the second Strangehouse Books title we’ve featured on Read a Fucking Book Fridays. The first was Alien Smut Peddlers From the Future. They’re two for two on good reads to this point.

And just a not here, you might notice that every Read a Fucking Book Friday selection has a digital version available, and there is a good reason for this. I’m about as blind as a mole driving his Mercedes straight toward the setting sun. No matter how hard I squint and strain, I can’t see shit without a little help. In the case of reading books, that help comes in the ability to make the text on my Kindle big enough for people 10 feet away to read along with me.

So whether you’re damn near blind, or whatever, it shouldn’t stop you from taking some time this week to read a fucking book or something.

#ReadAnFnBookFridays: Alien Smut Peddlers From the Future by Kent Hill


Title: Alien Smut Peddlers From the Future

Author: Kent Hill

Publisher: Strangehouse Books

If you haven’t noticed by now, I’m a sucker for over-the-top fiction, unrestricted by the physical laws of the universe. I appreciate it when an author cuts those ties to reality and just flows with whatever weirdness might come out of their minds as long, stringy clumps of story.

Every #ReadAnFnBookFridays book so far has been from publishers who concentrate on abstract, odd-ball fiction, and Alien Smut Peddlers From the Future by Kent Hill and Strangehouse Books is no exception.

The basic story is an alien crash lands in a universe much like the old west, and discovers a burgeoning porn business, which is the equivalent of stumbling onto a goldmine in the porn-obsessed future society.

The story mostly follows Mendoza Dooblah and Badlands Meredith, as they travel the west, laying track, and documenting as much of it as possible. They are kind of like Bob Crane and John Henry Carpenter meet Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

You know from the beginning a confrontation is going to happen, and Kent Hill does a good job of keeping the tension alive with lively storytelling.

As one would expect a book called Alien Smut Peddlers From the Future to include, there is plenty of humor sprinkled throughout the book. There’s also plenty of weird, explicit sex throughout the book too.

Unlike those classic cult films of the mid 1900s, which almost never delivered on the claims in its promotional hype, wild titles, and amazing poster art used to sell them, Alien Smut Peddlers From the Future delivers everything you imagine it would.

There are aliens and time Travel.

There are shootouts.

There is plenty of sex.

There is even plenty of explicit sex.

There is also an element of cool in the way the story is written that matches the cool artwork on the cover.

You can pick up the Kindle version on Amazon right now for $2.99, and the paperback version for about $8.

Here’s an excerpt of the book read by some kind of sock puppet thing.

Good shit.

Check it out some time.

In the meantime, though, why don’t you read a fucking book or something.